... played on ETc server for some time now, and hope to see you in game Sorry about all the sound 'spam' in game... Trying to be more nice, lets see how that works out *sms* Just ask me if there is something you want to know! Have a nice day/night Over and out Big Killer

... all i can say is Waouwwwwwwwwwwww i really enjoyed to read all this really matt ;-) waouw what a fantastic story omg I didn't really know how u joined the clan i only knew how u recruited lolipop lol he told me many times like it was the first time each time he talks about ;-) Nice nice ...

... says is waw ) BUT i come to save you server ! coz i got a lot of imagination ! saving your server from being full lall the time ! and telling you how to act to be a great leader best regards from nooblands just next to nerverland in tanzania !

as far as i know his IP was banned on the forum too

... you help with my hearing?" The Pope says, "Yes" & puts his hands on Paddy's ears then prays, removes his hands, and says, "How is your hearing now?" Paddy says "I don't know, its not 'til next Wednesday"

A parrot swallows a Viagra tablet.
His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off.

Later when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating.

"How come you are sweating?" he asks.
The parrot replies, "Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken"

TOPIC TITLE: [one of your ingame names] Sweefox Ingame Name: [put here all names you use on our server] Sweefox , Spyro Time: [how long you have been playing on the server] id say a half a year Optional -> Your real name: [name] Cynder Clans I was in: [clan names you were in] |Fun|, .50| ...

... Back to his table. After Few Minutes That Girl Slowly walks to him, apologizes & Says "You see I'm a Student In Psychology & Studying how People respond to Embarrassing Situations !" Guy Responds Loudly "What! $ 30,000/- for one Night? That's Too Much!" Everyone Stares ...

RIP lol

Shit happen , burned one too like 4 - 5 years ago I know how you fell

"A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says,"About 2 hours." The guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and ...

... was walking through town today and I recognised him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" £5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. "That's disgusting" he said ...

... There was this beautiful assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No, this is my first time." So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. ...

... (about 5 times in 15 - 20 min) but you stay at spawn all map doing nothing so you are not helpfull or useless what ever You reply if you dont know how to play just stfu (a bit different from your version) then you say who da hell you think you are ? Well i am sexy you will learn to know me quick ...

... you whine about team you should try at list be helpfull else it doesnt matter what team you are on as no matter what you stay at spawn but nvm Idk how to play wolfstein i only start it a week ago Ps: Yes i know big drama for nothing but cant stand those ass lickers reaction anymore especially when ...

Humm believe i know how you fell i had many many break but still here... maybe its what you need (lets hope not) Many players must dont have play anywhere else before ETc if they think you cant make jokes on this server , for me this ...

... n!tmod crap better , he fiw hitbox then Members whine again about it and wanted old crap hitbox back on so they can prone... Honestly sparky idk how you can still find motivation after seeing all of that . Now my side problem is solve and is the best for all , you wont see me again in server ...

... ok ok its logic untill here i guess if you did understand what i mean. There is no magic value its personal to each players !!! Sensitivity: its how fast the cursor/crosshair will move its does help a bit for tracking too and its here to complete m_yaw as i said up for me m_yaw is for tracking ...

hmmm. I lost the desire but you have right i will try ask Mafia. Maybe he knows how to give answer to easy questions because others members from tc dont know.

... lose his all xp and level by Aksa. MAF!A and that you check it adminlog ftp if you want see what comment he use. I have my own server and I know how it should look like the behavior of admins. Initially, your server was doing a good feeling but now such behavior you will players lose. Now i will ...

... and my father lived 1 year in Paris and he says if there's one city he would live in it's Paris. But, that was over 40 years ago and who knows how it's changed since then. I'm guessing it's still the city of cheese, wine, baguettes and naked women(he used to draw naked women who would pose ...

... now. I live in the Toronto area in Canada and I'm Macedonian by nationality. Hobbies um exercise, reading, video games, partying, watching TV shows and movies, sex, other interesting interactive entertainment experiences(laser tag for example, I've yet to go to a VR arcade or paintballing, ...

... with a default rifle and can play the Encounter game mode immediately. When entering a battle, the player is presented with an interactive map, showing terrain and which team controls which control points. In the Skirmish and Encounter game modes, the player must click on the spawn point of their ...

... vehicles or tools they use. Many certifications require the player to invest in multiple upgrade tiers of the certification, which will increase how effective the certification is. For example, players can purchase five ranks of Nanoweave Armor, which when equipped will reduce damage taken from ...

Example: If i would be a boss of any clan i didnt ask for age for how good are u on server (Example)
I see things by this way ,but ur the boss here u decide

lol yeah matt this animal is really weird....lololol
WTF is that? OMG...how is it possible to be so ugly for an animal? lolol

... speaking alone haha :D I know most of you knew him, many didn't too, but i will always keep in mind what he said to me, "life is a bitch , show her how to kick bitches ;) have fun, keep doing the things that makes u happy, have fun, be drunk, laugh with friends, live every day as it was ...

... the easy route out by ditching the persona and using a new name. I respect that. I can't give you an F1 right now, but will pay more attention to how you act when I see you ingame. Good luck! Regardless of the outcome, you're always welcome on the server.

Hey Everybody, it's Barry Bostwick. I have to do a complete reinstall with new OS on my PC. How do I make sure I keep my XP and items related to my ET profile? It scares the crap out of me that I might somehow mess up my connection with ETc. I cannot have that, I would ...

Hi mate!

I've seen you often at the server and you seems to be a good and funny guy
You know how to play on obj and how to get some hs
F1 from me

Wow, big clear and helpfull guide Great job m8!