Teacher: What's wrong?
Little Johnny: Our house is very small.Me,my mum and my dad all sleep in the same bed.
Every night,dad ask if I'm sleeping,I says "no",then he slaps my face and
gives me a black eye.
Teacher:Johnny,tonight when your dad asks keep dead quiet,don't answer.
The following morning,Johnny's teacher sees him with a severe swelling on his face.
Teacher:My goodness! Why the
swelling?
Little Johnny: Dad asks me again,if i was sleeping,i shut up and kept dead
still,then my dad and mum started moving you know,mum was breathing heavily,
carrying her legs up and making moaning noises.
Then,my dad asked my mum,"are you coming"?
Mum replied "yes I'm coming,are you
coming too?"
Dad answered "yes".
They don't usually go any where with me so I said wait for me,I'm coming