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Re: Only For Laugh's

A parrot swallows a Viagra tablet.
His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off.

Later when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating.

"How come you are sweating?" he asks.
The parrot replies, "Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken"
by ETc|Sparky
28 Sep 2012, 00:46
 
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Only For Laugh's
Replies: 69
Views: 139147

Re: Only For Laugh's

"Boy asks his granny, "Have you seen my pills, they were labeled "LSD"?"Granny replies, "Fuck the pills, have you seen the dragon in the kitchen?!"
by ETc|Sparky
28 Sep 2012, 00:49
 
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Only For Laugh's
Replies: 69
Views: 139147

Re: Only For Laugh's

"A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak. Finally, the ...
by ETc|Sparky
28 Sep 2012, 00:58
 
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Only For Laugh's
Replies: 69
Views: 139147

Re: why banned ???

Let me guess he have lil bro or sis and they used his computer :lol: :fu:
by ETc|I_Still_Sexy
06 Aug 2017, 15:51
 
Forum: Kicks & Bans
Topic: why banned ???
Replies: 12
Views: 14175

Re: Only For Laugh's

"‎2 english guys are opening a shop in Argyle St and waiting on stock being delivered! 1st guy say's to his mate "Bet you we get some nosey Scottish bastard asking what we are selling". Sure enough within 5min the door opens and a wee glasweigian guy says "Whit ...
by ETc|Sparky
28 Sep 2012, 00:47
 
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Only For Laugh's
Replies: 69
Views: 139147

Re: Only For Laugh's

"A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several ...
by ETc|Sparky
28 Sep 2012, 00:49
 
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Only For Laugh's
Replies: 69
Views: 139147

Re: Only For Laugh's

... walked out of the room, I heard them giggling and calling me a "dickhead", but I had the last laugh. I checked the next day, and none of his scores had even registered!"
by ETc|Sparky
28 Sep 2012, 00:51
 
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Only For Laugh's
Replies: 69
Views: 139147

Re: Kicked by Adige

... him..other admins tell me that he sont like sleepy and thats a reason do kick guys from server? I laughing very good after Adige say that ETc is his server and he can kick/mute/ban whoever he want..))) greets Sanja / G$tar
by sanja
19 Apr 2013, 12:08
 
Forum: Kicks & Bans
Topic: Kicked by Adige
Replies: 12
Views: 21404

Happy New Year ;(

... :cry: A few days ago he had a car accident. He is okay but he didn't come out of the hospital for a few days :cry: . He asked me to come on his name by a successful New Year's Eve to you all and happy New Year.
by Apocalipto
31 Dec 2010, 21:18
 
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Happy New Year ;(
Replies: 10
Views: 8767

Re: Complaint on member T.C Ak$a

Ak$a has level 666. He used silient commands. I remember his words. I will allow you to play on next map -.- on screenshots you have that he was only member online with big level on server. Disorient can be used on high level i think ;)
by ArTur
14 Jan 2012, 11:01
 
Forum: Kicks & Bans
Topic: Complaint on member T.C Ak$a
Replies: 17
Views: 29240

Complaint on member T.C Ak$a

... battery after the killing Ak$a I started getting grenades at my feet. It was a command !Lol used by him. I reacted to it with laughter to time. This is repeated five or more time. At last I said that he is a child. After this he began to give me diosrient. I tried to defend by reconnect. Something ...
by ArTur
13 Jan 2012, 13:44
 
Forum: Kicks & Bans
Topic: Complaint on member T.C Ak$a
Replies: 17
Views: 29240

Re: clan chaos...

... are right of course in saying that there are certain members who do not break any rule even without being aware of them. But can we really expect this from every member? Of course the world would be a better place in which everyone would follow the rules without knowing them – as if they were written ...
by AssA
25 Aug 2012, 17:51
 
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: clan chaos...
Replies: 16
Views: 49923

Unprofessional attitude towards me or why was I banned.

... proud member of ETC and its server - ETC/Blazkowicz. Former why you may ask? It's a real misty mystery even to me. Twice I have been banned from this server and I have been a victim to people with a minority complex who are taking the law into their own hands. Why I was the object of their accumulated ...
by AsTheRushComes
11 Jun 2013, 21:18
 
Forum: Kicks & Bans
Topic: Unprofessional attitude towards me or why was I banned.
Replies: 13
Views: 37472

Strange behaviour of an Admin

Hello everyone. I have no problem since I play on this server with anyone, because I just want to play and I don't care about anything else. But I am sorry, but with this dude "weedius", you have a real child in your team! The story: First ...
by athlete
23 Jan 2018, 00:47
 
Forum: Kicks & Bans
Topic: Strange behaviour of an Admin
Replies: 13
Views: 34613

Re: ^Authent|Q+ recrute

... team, he(it) does not play for spleen, I have create my team because I had no reponce of your team then I am to arréter but I like your team and his(her,its) would not move to be in your team; but did not want to you have no it turnip, Good game(set,play) has all!
by Authentiq
14 May 2009, 13:15
 
Forum: Recruitment (!!!!!Over 18+ only, if your under then dont post!!!!!)
Topic: ^Authent|Q+ recrute
Replies: 15
Views: 15388

Re: Binding Help pls

No i meaned that anyone can sent me or post me HIS actual binds pls :) but thx for all other infos :mrgreen:
by Bandest
13 May 2009, 14:30
 
Forum: Enemy Territory
Topic: Binding Help pls
Replies: 30
Views: 34068

Re: Pics of ETc| and regulars

Haha Kuro sis the "thing between his fingers" is a detail ;) this is not what disrupts me ... :o :D
by BaRbWiRe
27 Apr 2011, 08:57
 
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Pics of ETc| and regulars
Replies: 1243
Views: 1819278

Re: Kicked

My point of view now.... I was playing mortar in oasis and deployed it next to the ammo cabin like everyone who plays mortar in this map.... He stayed in front of my mortar so i pushed him....he never moved oit of my mortar....so i asked him if jhe wanted a kick...his only answer was "move ...
by BaRbWiRe
31 May 2011, 19:43
 
Forum: Kicks & Bans
Topic: Kicked
Replies: 8
Views: 14435

Re: ETc|badaboOM)*

It was his birthday on the 1st of march , he was going to be 37... :/
by BaRbWiRe
03 Mar 2016, 15:10
 
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: ETc|badaboOM)*
Replies: 13
Views: 33059

ETc|badaboOM)*

Hey all, I got some bad new...really bad... Today was the birthday of badaboOm, so as usually i wanted to add a birhtday's card on his wall on facebook, and guess what? I saw condoleances messages about him... He is gone since december 2015 it seems... I didn't have news from him for months, ...
by BaRbWiRe
01 Mar 2016, 17:42
 
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: ETc|badaboOM)*
Replies: 13
Views: 33059

Re: ***----Attenzione----***

i case you notice that the suspicious actions stop when some one specs the player join his team /kill @ full spawn and spec there.
also /r_shownormals 1 in the demo to check for wh , timescale 0.3-0.7 to watch for obvious aimbots
could also use wolfcam (dont know if it supports gaymod though)
by bartmen
18 Apr 2012, 19:39
 
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: ***----Attenzione----***
Replies: 11
Views: 16878

Re: I was banned because of an incorrect Reason! =/

hmm....i dont have any idea who banned you but for sure i can say that in time that i played against you u dont seems to be cheater at all....but someone who banned you i believe he have good reason....and if his decision was wrong i hope he will unban you!!
by BlackRose
09 Sep 2009, 23:42
 
Forum: Kicks & Bans
Topic: I was banned because of an incorrect Reason! =/
Replies: 13
Views: 9617

Re: Only For Laugh's

... "No I don't wanna spend Night with you!" Everyone At Bar Turned & Stared the guy. Young Guy Shocked & Embarrassed Goes Back to his table. After Few Minutes That Girl Slowly walks to him, apologizes & Says "You see I'm a Student In Psychology & Studying how People ...
by Blazkowicz
02 Jun 2013, 17:18
 
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Only For Laugh's
Replies: 69
Views: 139147

Banned/kicked

... wanna start that i was kicked from ETc | clan without any REASON from g8.Then permanently banned after i said my words, even he knows i was right. His rude behavior is embarassing me, he don't realize how many players he just lost cuz that and how many he WILL loose cuz that..Some of the shits ...
by Blazkowicz
07 Jun 2013, 16:43
 
Forum: Kicks & Bans
Topic: Banned/kicked
Replies: 12
Views: 26096

Re: Banned/kicked

... could do? I don't think so there is something that we have to discuss for. I was kicked/banned w/o any good/fair reason.If im WRONG, i wanna hear his proofs here if possible = ). "mistake/problem/misunderstanding lies together with g8, or with help from the leaders." - Gonna do that ...
by Blazkowicz
07 Jun 2013, 17:51
 
Forum: Kicks & Bans
Topic: Banned/kicked
Replies: 12
Views: 26096

Re: Banned perm.

5.I don't cheat and i cant see through the walls , but U can WTF?!
and for sure u did demo, watched it with r_showrnormals 1 to make urself sure if his crosshair following ememy thro walls and now u will post it giving him good proof to stfu :lol:
by blum
19 Jul 2009, 18:38
 
Forum: Kicks & Bans
Topic: Banned perm.
Replies: 14
Views: 17171

Re: BossHK banned from ETc|Clan,XPSave,ETPubII 8SEC SPAWNTIM

... follow a enemy up the stairs he jumps down and u know exactly where... So clear that u use wallhacking. Bye bye and have fun ruining some1 else his time and server Just point out what action(time & what is so obvious) and I will explain it, since every action has a reasonable reason(usually ...
by BossHK
13 Oct 2010, 12:35
 
Forum: Kicks & Bans
Topic: BossHK banned from ETc|Clan,XPSave,ETPubII 8SEC SPAWNTIME[RE
Replies: 12
Views: 17186

Re: BossHK banned from ETc|Clan,XPSave,ETPubII 8SEC SPAWNTIM

... Alot admins think you cheat. So do i! And i'm tired of it. and yes ive banned you , because blackhand asked for it! A high admin shud solve this... But if severals admins think you cheat and ur clanmate is banned too, Don't think we need a higher admin ... Yes he was banned, but why: "stealing ...
by BossHK
21 Oct 2010, 19:53
 
Forum: Kicks & Bans
Topic: BossHK banned from ETc|Clan,XPSave,ETPubII 8SEC SPAWNTIME #3
Replies: 77
Views: 141862

Re: BossHK banned from ETc|Clan,XPSave,ETPubII 8SEC SPAWNTIM

... I have played same maps, same moments just so many times, so I know where the head should be. 3. how u know it? Are you using wh so u can say this? 4. I know what is the map situation/whats going on, so I can say where are enemies coming from + I have sounds, I heard where is shooting(where ...
by BossHK
21 Oct 2010, 20:53
 
Forum: Kicks & Bans
Topic: BossHK banned from ETc|Clan,XPSave,ETPubII 8SEC SPAWNTIME #3
Replies: 77
Views: 141862

.tr}DeMir cheating

Hello, its been a long time since I was here but today I was playing on yours server and noticed this DeMir guy was cheating(humanized). Got a demo too. Notice how his aim is tracking pretty much every situation and randomly bouncing to head. Also at somewhere beginning ...
by BossHK
27 Apr 2012, 21:12
 
Forum: Kicks & Bans
Topic: .tr}DeMir cheating
Replies: 11
Views: 23695
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