... They go into a tunnel and the lights go out, and suddenly they all hear a loud slap. When the lights come on, the Hun has a big red handprint on his face. The blonde thinks: "Oh, the Hun must have made a move for me, but fondled that fat woman by mistake and she slapped him." The fat ...

"A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire ...

"Three blokes, Steve, Dave and Bruce, are working on a high rise .... one of them (Steve) falls to his death. The other two have to decide who will break the news to his missus. Dave decides he'll do it as he's pretty good at that caring sentimental stuff and off he trots. ...

"A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. 'What was that for?' the man asked. The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants ...

... them Dam fish ? The kid said, "I caught them at the Dam, so they're Dam fish." The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the Dam fish!!His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, "Preachers aren't supposed to talk like that."The preacher ...

... guy calls in and says "ma word is Gaun, spelt g.a.u.n and ma sentence is: "Gaun f--k yersel". The DJ hangs up and apologises to his listeners. 5mins later another Glasgow guy calls and says "Ma word is Smee, spelt s.m.e.e. DJ says ok, what's your sentence. The guy says "smee ...

Hello M4gik! Your approach is fair in my eyes! Now about the duration of the ban, 10 days to start is enough. This guy is maybe a young player, like 10 or 12 years old, so we should be fair with the duration of the ban. Btw, this guy is maybe 18+ years old, but we should keep ...

So after i get banned because IROBOT .....--was---... (no fucking proofs) cheating...ok he have a aimbot on his dektop...but this isnt a proof that he is cheating..i dont give a fuck just the think what make me mad is that you come online on Xfire and i want try to talk and after ...

... :cry: A few days ago he had a car accident. He is okay but he didn't come out of the hospital for a few days :cry: . He asked me to come on his name by a successful New Year's Eve to you all and happy New Year.

Ak$a has level 666. He used silient commands. I remember his words. I will allow you to play on next map -.- on screenshots you have that he was only member online with big level on server. Disorient can be used on high level i think

... battery after the killing Ak$a I started getting grenades at my feet. It was a command !Lol used by him. I reacted to it with laughter to time. This is repeated five or more time. At last I said that he is a child. After this he began to give me diosrient. I tried to defend by reconnect. Something ...

... are right of course in saying that there are certain members who do not break any rule even without being aware of them. But can we really expect this from every member? Of course the world would be a better place in which everyone would follow the rules without knowing them – as if they were written ...

... proud member of ETC and its server - ETC/Blazkowicz. Former why you may ask? It's a real misty mystery even to me. Twice I have been banned from this server and I have been a victim to people with a minority complex who are taking the law into their own hands. Why I was the object of their accumulated ...

Hello everyone. I have no problem since I play on this server with anyone, because I just want to play and I don't care about anything else. But I am sorry, but with this dude "weedius", you have a real child in your team! The story: First ...

... team, he(it) does not play for spleen, I have create my team because I had no reponce of your team then I am to arréter but I like your team and his(her,its) would not move to be in your team; but did not want to you have no it turnip, Good game(set,play) has all!

No i meaned that anyone can sent me or post me HIS actual binds pls but thx for all other infos

Haha Kuro sis the "thing between his fingers" is a detail this is not what disrupts me ...

It was his birthday on the 1st of march , he was going to be 37... :/

My point of view now.... I was playing mortar in oasis and deployed it next to the ammo cabin like everyone who plays mortar in this map.... He stayed in front of my mortar so i pushed him....he never moved oit of my mortar....so i asked him if jhe wanted a kick...his only answer was "move ...

Hey all, I got some bad new...really bad... Today was the birthday of badaboOm, so as usually i wanted to add a birhtday's card on his wall on facebook, and guess what? I saw condoleances messages about him... He is gone since december 2015 it seems... I didn't have news from him for months, ...

i case you notice that the suspicious actions stop when some one specs the player join his team /kill @ full spawn and spec there.
also /r_shownormals 1 in the demo to check for wh , timescale 0.3-0.7 to watch for obvious aimbots
could also use wolfcam (dont know if it supports gaymod though)

hmm....i dont have any idea who banned you but for sure i can say that in time that i played against you u dont seems to be cheater at all....but someone who banned you i believe he have good reason....and if his decision was wrong i hope he will unban you!!

... "No I don't wanna spend Night with you!" Everyone At Bar Turned & Stared the guy. Young Guy Shocked & Embarrassed Goes Back to his table. After Few Minutes That Girl Slowly walks to him, apologizes & Says "You see I'm a Student In Psychology & Studying how People ...

... wanna start that i was kicked from ETc | clan without any REASON from g8.Then permanently banned after i said my words, even he knows i was right. His rude behavior is embarassing me, he don't realize how many players he just lost cuz that and how many he WILL loose cuz that..Some of the shits ...

... could do? I don't think so there is something that we have to discuss for. I was kicked/banned w/o any good/fair reason.If im WRONG, i wanna hear his proofs here if possible = ). "mistake/problem/misunderstanding lies together with g8, or with help from the leaders." - Gonna do that ...

5.I don't cheat and i cant see through the walls , but U can WTF?!

and for sure u did demo, watched it with r_showrnormals 1 to make urself sure if his crosshair following ememy thro walls and now u will post it giving him good proof to stfu

... follow a enemy up the stairs he jumps down and u know exactly where... So clear that u use wallhacking. Bye bye and have fun ruining some1 else his time and server Just point out what action(time & what is so obvious) and I will explain it, since every action has a reasonable reason(usually ...

***Original source: http://fearless-assassins.com/forum/topic/23840-wet-aiming-tutorial-for-wet-by-bosshk/ *** Introduction I got inspired to put this tutorial together after Blade just released his aiming tutorial here(FA forums). Why? Why two aiming tutorials? I don't know, maybe because I have ...

... Alot admins think you cheat. So do i! And i'm tired of it. and yes ive banned you , because blackhand asked for it! A high admin shud solve this... But if severals admins think you cheat and ur clanmate is banned too, Don't think we need a higher admin ... Yes he was banned, but why: "stealing ...

Hello, its been a long time since I was here but today I was playing on yours server and noticed this DeMir guy was cheating(humanized). Got a demo too. Notice how his aim is tracking pretty much every situation and randomly bouncing to head. Also at somewhere beginning ...