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Re: Mine Up - Take Objective - Jump Down = MML Minas Tirith

... will be heard by others. Others ask alone "what happened?" Alone replys "i sent serdrake to the moon, he will stay there for all his life becuse he is there alone and cant mine himself back to earth" :lol:
by Alone
24 May 2009, 21:57
 
Forum: Enemy Territory
Topic: Mine Up - Take Objective - Jump Down = MML Minas Tirith
Replies: 14
Views: 16203

amn3? App :)

... an experienced played and most importand an experienced admin we had some words about cheating but the things i heard made me satisfied about his skills also so it felt good. Most of you guys will know as playing the medic, however i'm not the rambo fragger egoist medic, but i am the helpful ...
by amn3
23 Feb 2016, 20:44
 
Forum: Recruitment (!!!!!Over 18+ only, if your under then dont post!!!!!)
Topic: amn3? App :)
Replies: 6
Views: 19167

Re: michael jackson ... dead?

yeah :/ all my life when i was kid i listened to his songs he was my idol ...
RIP Michael :(
a star died on earth but becomes shinning in the sky ...
by ETc|BaRbWiRe
26 Jun 2009, 17:11
 
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: michael jackson ... dead?
Replies: 15
Views: 9976

Banned - once again :)

Its like 8th or 9th times, I don't know, honestly I lost count... But this time it was really pinful, because the reason was cheat (WH to be exact), which is truthless. I'm not here to ask for unban, or to prove myself. How could I? As far as I know, there ...
by ETc|Janek
11 Oct 2009, 22:25
 
Forum: Kicks & Bans
Topic: Banned - once again :)
Replies: 1
Views: 12793

Re: pb heartbeats failure - how to fix

as far as i know his IP was banned on the forum too :shock:
by ETc|BaRbWiRe
20 Nov 2009, 08:33
 
Forum: Enemy Territory
Topic: pb heartbeats failure - how to fix
Replies: 6
Views: 6951

Re: Only For Laugh's

... I said, "there's nothing to confess. Everything's alright." "No i must die in peace. I had sex with your brother, your best friend, his best friend and your father!" "I know," I whispered "That's why i poisoned you, now close your eyes!!"
by ETc|Sparky
28 Sep 2012, 00:15
 
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Only For Laugh's
Replies: 69
Views: 141285

Re: Only For Laugh's

... to sick children in Belfast. Paddy walks on stage and asks, "Can you help with my hearing?" The Pope says, "Yes" & puts his hands on Paddy's ears then prays, removes his hands, and says, "How is your hearing now?" Paddy says "I don't know, its not 'til ...
by ETc|Sparky
28 Sep 2012, 00:23
 
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Only For Laugh's
Replies: 69
Views: 141285

Re: Only For Laugh's

A parrot swallows a Viagra tablet.
His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off.

Later when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating.

"How come you are sweating?" he asks.
The parrot replies, "Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken"
by ETc|Sparky
28 Sep 2012, 00:46
 
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Only For Laugh's
Replies: 69
Views: 141285

Re: Only For Laugh's

"Boy asks his granny, "Have you seen my pills, they were labeled "LSD"?"Granny replies, "Fuck the pills, have you seen the dragon in the kitchen?!"
by ETc|Sparky
28 Sep 2012, 00:49
 
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Only For Laugh's
Replies: 69
Views: 141285

Re: SpaceComdr banned

I can't stop laughing :) It's unbelievealbe :) Sorry, usualy I'm not like this, I just reading these comments and can't keep it to myself anymore :) "i banned him, and i banned him because of much guys was crying hes cheating hes cheating, why we cant ban ...
by ETc|Janek
11 Nov 2009, 21:06
 
Forum: Kicks & Bans
Topic: SpaceComdr banned
Replies: 31
Views: 59976

Only For Laugh's

... "No I don't wanna spend Night with you!" Everyone At Bar Turned & Stared the guy. Young Guy Shocked & Embarrassed Goes Back to his table. After Few Minutes That Girl Slowly walks to him, apologizes & Says "You see I'm a Student In Psychology & Studying how People ...
by ETc|Sparky
27 Sep 2012, 20:57
 
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Only For Laugh's
Replies: 69
Views: 141285

Re: Only For Laugh's

"A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak. Finally, the ...
by ETc|Sparky
28 Sep 2012, 00:58
 
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Only For Laugh's
Replies: 69
Views: 141285

Re: why banned ???

Let me guess he have lil bro or sis and they used his computer :lol: :fu:
by ETc|I_Still_Sexy
06 Aug 2017, 15:51
 
Forum: Kicks & Bans
Topic: why banned ???
Replies: 12
Views: 14823

Re: Only For Laugh's

... her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthfully slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. ...
by ETc|Sparky
28 Sep 2012, 00:17
 
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Only For Laugh's
Replies: 69
Views: 141285

Re: Only For Laugh's

"A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says,"About 2 hours." The guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his ...
by ETc|Sparky
28 Sep 2012, 00:17
 
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Only For Laugh's
Replies: 69
Views: 141285

Re: Only For Laugh's

"A Truck Driver was driving his fully loaded rig to the top of the steep hill.Just as he was starting down the equally steep other side,he noticed a man and a woman lying in the center of the road,making wild and passionate love. In ...
by ETc|Sparky
28 Sep 2012, 00:19
 
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Only For Laugh's
Replies: 69
Views: 141285

Re: Only For Laugh's

"In reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped into the seat next to him. The man asks the stewardess for a cup of coffee and the parrot squawks, "And why don't you get me a whisky you bitch." ...
by ETc|Sparky
28 Sep 2012, 00:24
 
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Only For Laugh's
Replies: 69
Views: 141285

Re: Only For Laugh's

... They go into a tunnel and the lights go out, and suddenly they all hear a loud slap. When the lights come on, the Hun has a big red handprint on his face. The blonde thinks: "Oh, the Hun must have made a move for me, but fondled that fat woman by mistake and she slapped him." The fat ...
by ETc|Sparky
28 Sep 2012, 00:32
 
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Only For Laugh's
Replies: 69
Views: 141285

Re: Only For Laugh's

"A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire ...
by ETc|Sparky
28 Sep 2012, 00:33
 
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Only For Laugh's
Replies: 69
Views: 141285

Re: Only For Laugh's

"Three blokes, Steve, Dave and Bruce, are working on a high rise .... one of them (Steve) falls to his death. The other two have to decide who will break the news to his missus. Dave decides he'll do it as he's pretty good at that caring sentimental stuff and off he trots. ...
by ETc|Sparky
28 Sep 2012, 00:34
 
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Only For Laugh's
Replies: 69
Views: 141285

Re: Only For Laugh's

"A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. 'What was that for?' the man asked. The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants ...
by ETc|Sparky
28 Sep 2012, 00:41
 
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Only For Laugh's
Replies: 69
Views: 141285

Re: Only For Laugh's

... them Dam fish ? The kid said, "I caught them at the Dam, so they're Dam fish." The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the Dam fish!!His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, "Preachers aren't supposed to talk like that."The preacher ...
by ETc|Sparky
28 Sep 2012, 00:45
 
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Only For Laugh's
Replies: 69
Views: 141285

Re: Only For Laugh's

... guy calls in and says "ma word is Gaun, spelt g.a.u.n and ma sentence is: "Gaun f--k yersel". The DJ hangs up and apologises to his listeners. 5mins later another Glasgow guy calls and says "Ma word is Smee, spelt s.m.e.e. DJ says ok, what's your sentence. The guy says "smee ...
by ETc|Sparky
28 Sep 2012, 00:45
 
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Only For Laugh's
Replies: 69
Views: 141285

Re: Only For Laugh's

"‎2 english guys are opening a shop in Argyle St and waiting on stock being delivered! 1st guy say's to his mate "Bet you we get some nosey Scottish bastard asking what we are selling". Sure enough within 5min the door opens and a wee glasweigian guy says "Whit ...
by ETc|Sparky
28 Sep 2012, 00:47
 
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Only For Laugh's
Replies: 69
Views: 141285

Re: Only For Laugh's

"A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several ...
by ETc|Sparky
28 Sep 2012, 00:49
 
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Only For Laugh's
Replies: 69
Views: 141285

Re: Only For Laugh's

... walked out of the room, I heard them giggling and calling me a "dickhead", but I had the last laugh. I checked the next day, and none of his scores had even registered!"
by ETc|Sparky
28 Sep 2012, 00:51
 
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Only For Laugh's
Replies: 69
Views: 141285

Re: Kicked by Adige

... him..other admins tell me that he sont like sleepy and thats a reason do kick guys from server? I laughing very good after Adige say that ETc is his server and he can kick/mute/ban whoever he want..))) greets Sanja / G$tar
by sanja
19 Apr 2013, 12:08
 
Forum: Kicks & Bans
Topic: Kicked by Adige
Replies: 12
Views: 21616

Re: Republic korea,ban

Hello M4gik! Your approach is fair in my eyes! Now about the duration of the ban, 10 days to start is enough. This guy is maybe a young player, like 10 or 12 years old, so we should be fair with the duration of the ban. Btw, this guy is maybe 18+ years old, but we should keep ...
by sanja
14 Jun 2013, 02:44
 
Forum: Kicks & Bans
Topic: Republic korea,ban
Replies: 13
Views: 20116

Thanks for Respect....

So after i get banned because IROBOT .....--was---... (no fucking proofs) cheating...ok he have a aimbot on his dektop...but this isnt a proof that he is cheating..i dont give a fuck just the think what make me mad is that you come online on Xfire and i want try to talk and after ...
by sanja
04 Oct 2013, 03:25
 
Forum: Kicks & Bans
Topic: Thanks for Respect....
Replies: 10
Views: 15312

Sexy AIming Command Tutorial only basic !!!

... commands directly affect the way your crossair move and i am gonna to try help you to figure out what it exactly does : m_yaw : basically for me this command is done for tracking itself it help you move left - right faster or slower when you change value...ok so what you mean ? m_yaw is set by ...
by ETc|I_Still_Sexy
04 Jun 2017, 13:52
 
Forum: Enemy Territory
Topic: Sexy AIming Command Tutorial only basic !!!
Replies: 8
Views: 27751
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