... I said, "there's nothing to confess. Everything's alright." "No i must die in peace. I had sex with your brother, your best friend, his best friend and your father!" "I know," I whispered "That's why i poisoned you, now close your eyes!!"

... to sick children in Belfast. Paddy walks on stage and asks, "Can you help with my hearing?" The Pope says, "Yes" & puts his hands on Paddy's ears then prays, removes his hands, and says, "How is your hearing now?" Paddy says "I don't know, its not 'til ...

... "No I don't wanna spend Night with you!" Everyone At Bar Turned & Stared the guy. Young Guy Shocked & Embarrassed Goes Back to his table. After Few Minutes That Girl Slowly walks to him, apologizes & Says "You see I'm a Student In Psychology & Studying how People ...

... her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthfully slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. ...

"A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says,"About 2 hours." The guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his ...

"A Truck Driver was driving his fully loaded rig to the top of the steep hill.Just as he was starting down the equally steep other side,he noticed a man and a woman lying in the center of the road,making wild and passionate love. In ...

"In reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped into the seat next to him. The man asks the stewardess for a cup of coffee and the parrot squawks, "And why don't you get me a whisky you bitch." ...

"Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut, and bruised, and he's walking with a limp. "What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender. "Jamie ...

... :cry: A few days ago he had a car accident. He is okay but he didn't come out of the hospital for a few days :cry: . He asked me to come on his name by a successful New Year's Eve to you all and happy New Year.

Ak$a has level 666. He used silient commands. I remember his words. I will allow you to play on next map -.- on screenshots you have that he was only member online with big level on server. Disorient can be used on high level i think

... battery after the killing Ak$a I started getting grenades at my feet. It was a command !Lol used by him. I reacted to it with laughter to time. This is repeated five or more time. At last I said that he is a child. After this he began to give me diosrient. I tried to defend by reconnect. Something ...

... are right of course in saying that there are certain members who do not break any rule even without being aware of them. But can we really expect this from every member? Of course the world would be a better place in which everyone would follow the rules without knowing them – as if they were written ...

... proud member of ETC and its server - ETC/Blazkowicz. Former why you may ask? It's a real misty mystery even to me. Twice I have been banned from this server and I have been a victim to people with a minority complex who are taking the law into their own hands. Why I was the object of their accumulated ...

Hello everyone. I have no problem since I play on this server with anyone, because I just want to play and I don't care about anything else. But I am sorry, but with this dude "weedius", you have a real child in your team! The story: First ...

... team, he(it) does not play for spleen, I have create my team because I had no reponce of your team then I am to arréter but I like your team and his(her,its) would not move to be in your team; but did not want to you have no it turnip, Good game(set,play) has all!

No i meaned that anyone can sent me or post me HIS actual binds pls but thx for all other infos

Haha Kuro sis the "thing between his fingers" is a detail this is not what disrupts me ...

My point of view now.... I was playing mortar in oasis and deployed it next to the ammo cabin like everyone who plays mortar in this map.... He stayed in front of my mortar so i pushed him....he never moved oit of my mortar....so i asked him if jhe wanted a kick...his only answer was "move ...

It was his birthday on the 1st of march , he was going to be 37... :/

Hey all, I got some bad new...really bad... Today was the birthday of badaboOm, so as usually i wanted to add a birhtday's card on his wall on facebook, and guess what? I saw condoleances messages about him... He is gone since december 2015 it seems... I didn't have news from him for months, ...

i case you notice that the suspicious actions stop when some one specs the player join his team /kill @ full spawn and spec there.
also /r_shownormals 1 in the demo to check for wh , timescale 0.3-0.7 to watch for obvious aimbots
could also use wolfcam (dont know if it supports gaymod though)

hmm....i dont have any idea who banned you but for sure i can say that in time that i played against you u dont seems to be cheater at all....but someone who banned you i believe he have good reason....and if his decision was wrong i hope he will unban you!!

... "No I don't wanna spend Night with you!" Everyone At Bar Turned & Stared the guy. Young Guy Shocked & Embarrassed Goes Back to his table. After Few Minutes That Girl Slowly walks to him, apologizes & Says "You see I'm a Student In Psychology & Studying how People ...

... wanna start that i was kicked from ETc | clan without any REASON from g8.Then permanently banned after i said my words, even he knows i was right. His rude behavior is embarassing me, he don't realize how many players he just lost cuz that and how many he WILL loose cuz that..Some of the shits ...

... could do? I don't think so there is something that we have to discuss for. I was kicked/banned w/o any good/fair reason.If im WRONG, i wanna hear his proofs here if possible = ). "mistake/problem/misunderstanding lies together with g8, or with help from the leaders." - Gonna do that ...

5.I don't cheat and i cant see through the walls , but U can WTF?!

and for sure u did demo, watched it with r_showrnormals 1 to make urself sure if his crosshair following ememy thro walls and now u will post it giving him good proof to stfu

... follow a enemy up the stairs he jumps down and u know exactly where... So clear that u use wallhacking. Bye bye and have fun ruining some1 else his time and server Just point out what action(time & what is so obvious) and I will explain it, since every action has a reasonable reason(usually ...

***Original source: http://fearless-assassins.com/forum/topic/23840-wet-aiming-tutorial-for-wet-by-bosshk/ *** Introduction I got inspired to put this tutorial together after Blade just released his aiming tutorial here(FA forums). Why? Why two aiming tutorials? I don't know, maybe because I have ...

... so important to me, I'm not HC rater, just keeping it up by playing 2x/week for my clan. Could some high admin/owner, for example Jay, thunder his opinion. I think(not sure) that Jay knows me better than others here. Well, maybe Johny too, dunno. Anyway, that would move this topic to some direction, ...

Hello, its been a long time since I was here but today I was playing on yours server and noticed this DeMir guy was cheating(humanized). Got a demo too. Notice how his aim is tracking pretty much every situation and randomly bouncing to head. Also at somewhere beginning ...