thought it would be a bit of fun if we posted some jokes to have a good laugh about

NO RACIST JOKES PLEASE!

i will get us started ...

humpty dumpty sat on a rock
little bo peep was sucking his cock
as soon as he came,
she started to weep,
she could tell by the taste he'd been fucking her sheep!

would be alot easier if you downloaded etstarter pro from http://returntocastlewolfenstein.filefront.com/file/ET_Starter_Pro;82871 and once its installed and you load it up .. right click on program display screen and select ...

hey sweefox, what the other admins are saying is they would like to see a photo of you, holding a piece of paper with those words written on it .. putting these words, to the same face as you have posted in another topic on these forums. just for validation ...

i would love if minas tirith was replaced with helmsdeep .. it is a much better map!

its something i would do :L

Ingame Name: Sjole / Sjole:D
Time:1 Month

Your real name: Alex
Clans I was in: G*M
SL rating: 11.7
Country / Nationality: Isreal Russian .
Hobbies: love to cook and gaming , travel.

Want to be part of the ETC family and I am very active I would love to take part in the family.
Age:24

I am patient, just replying to the people here :> and ofcourse you guys wanna have proove I understand. but when this video is uploaded i would love to see it though. I've never seen myself hacking, because i have been accused alot of times i want to see what the big deal is. So am i able to ...

... tell me if there is a FAQ or stickypost in the forum about the trickjump server? I mean, what exactly am I supposed to do? How do I do it? I would like to learn how to do those jumps, but I don't know how to start practicing. Thanks and sorry if the answers to this question are posted somewhere ...

Hey rePlay, That was quicker than I thought. I read that Jay is going to be gone for a few months and I was worried we would have to wait a looong time for someone to help us. Anyway, I recently changed my antivirus to Bitdefender and the error message I got when I quit ET was related ...

... on the ETc|Server .. and since Ändie and Marco join the TFL-clan, came at a time more and more (new) TFL-Players on the ETc|Server .. not that it would not be welcome, but it seems to me, and others (like fbi ..) that they want recrute people on the ETc|-Server ... but not directly on the server ...

hi my name in matt in real life
my xfire name is khkhk
my ingame name is spaz
and i would like to be in your clan once you recruiteagain
i just wanted to say hi

i am from UP state New York and i really would like to join the best clan ever you guys should be number 1 of the server on wolfenstein all you guys ROCK see you in game even now you guys arent recruiteing here my app Ingame Name: spaz Time:been ...

... writing skills are not that good (I'm not saying mine are better but whatever) Anyway he got banned today by Jay, because he said that encore would use a wallhack.. Well I think or better, I know he does not cheat. The reason I know he doesn't cheat is quiet simple, he's a real-life mate of ...

... .$k@ 23.05 Country / Nationality: Im from the Netherlands i can speak good english and a little bit german :D Hobbies: My Hobbie is Gaming :D! I would like to join this clan coz its great servers are good the members are good and u guys are just all great RESPECT to You all ;) Cyc around , Greetz ...

Welcome on our server and the forum Ciara!
From what I've seen so far a quiet but always friendly person playing for obj in various different classes but also always open for a laugh. Exactly what we're looking for I would say.
F1/Yes from me!

Hey guys, I would like to join your clan! Ingame Name: El'Storch / *El'Storch* Time: Since April/May For some reason I can't reach splatterladder these days, but according to trackbase: El'Storch: https://et.trackbase.net/player/3291867/ ...

... hardly pass a day without me listening to something :P My taste is kinda all over the place and I listen to many different genres, but a top 10 would look something like this: 1. Queens of the Stone Age 2. Arctic Monkeys 3. Modest Mouse (early stuff) 4. Soundgarden 5. Parquet Courts 6. Nick ...

... these 4 months too if I am not mistaken. But you can be sure that all of our active members have noticed and learned to appreciate you. All it would probably have needed is a little reminder about your application. Anyway, I hope you can understand and that you'll continue to play on our server.

... or erase your history. Maybe I'm wrong and you just have a list of favourite names that your going through :D Anyway, because of all that I would first wait a while and see how see how things stand with you :) Good luck and see you on the server!

... 4 years ago, who still cares about it really? And the fact that you removed those tags shows that you understand our problem and respect it too. I would say we consider your apply, watch how things run for a certain amount of time and then I think and hope to welcome you amongst us in the near ...

tripmines would not have to be spotted like normal mines just toss a nade at them or any explosive and yeah you can even shoot them if you can get a good angle... removing g_weapons flag 512 will disable engi and medic to spawn ...

... who have sticked with ET since the very beginning are the most common people in the ET world now. Hoping that they won't get bored of the game, it would be great to So, briefly the idea is the following: to create an ET Clan news website. Before you jump into any conclusions, I would like to say ...

... servers. That's because as we know there are not many new players coming in, which means increasing the activity of the smaller (empty) servers would mainly come on the account of currently healthy ones, such as yours. The result being that ET would have big amount of servers with few people, ...

f1, I would like to give him a try, but it is not up to me to decide of course.

Hi hi, good to have you here. You're quite active on the forum, that's good. See you on server, I guess

P.S:

Life dream:that you don't wanna know ..[b].it's to philosophic[/b], that i never would understand by myself Exclamation

I'm quite a philosopher, so you can tell me

... a quasi-german translation). To consider the point on the “one rule” again. What might be problematic about it? Simply, as I said, firstly that it would be a miracle that it would apply to all, and be decisive for every specific situation. By leveling down the complexity of the written law (or ...

I have my doubts. It is not about the past or 'never having troubles with him'. That would only qualify him as a decent player, but that is not the same a decent admin. I don't know whether ownage has the maturity and responsibility to be an admin. Whether he will ...

... is indeed the ass - panzer line. But I think that tell's more about g8 (and his wish to flee into his mother's womb). A better explanation would be the following: Jay is present in his completeness, his maleness, even when his direction is not towards you. This means the following: his ...

The war is between cats(apparently Tau) and dogs(thus beeing Darkness). The only one who could be seen as the fog would be me(Garekip), as i'm merely witnessing (and slightly interfering). Also, would the fog give the cat advise about how to make itself disapear? No, it wouldn't ...