... she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say, "Supersex!" She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex!" He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the soup."
... shopping+called into the pub 4 a pint like u do.sittìng opposite was a teenager with green,blue+red hair.after putting up with my dad staring at him 4 over half n hour,the teenager says,whats up old man?never done anything wild in your life?without battìng a eyelid,my dad replies,"fucked ...
I give an f1 see him since a week making effort to play other classes than medic and i really appreciate it. That doesnt mean you cant play medic at all and when you will be wearing tag it doesnt mean you can play medic again 24/7 else you could be remove !!! GL for your recruitement !
... leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthfully slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his ...
If you really want you can try a registry back up it might solve your problem but it doesnt work all da time , else when you see Jay ask him he will give them to you but Xp doesnt give you any advantage or disadvantage and its kind of useless anyway !
... decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy." The blind man replies, "If ...
"In reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped into the seat next to him. The man asks the stewardess for a cup of coffee and the parrot squawks, "And why don't you get me a whisky you bitch." The stewardess, flustered by the parrot's ...
"There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him. “Nice bike,” the cop said, “did Santa bring it to you?” “Yep,” the little boy said, “he sure did!” The cop looked at the bike and while handing the boy a $20 ticket ...
"A guy is sitting at the bar when a skinhead comes in and kicks him in the head. "That was a karate kick from Japan!" He says. A few days later the skin head comes back and smacks the same guy on the back of his head saying "Thats a kung ...
... a student came in 15 minutes late. I said "Where have you been?" "I've been up Mary Hill sir," the boy said. So then I asked him to sit down and get on with his work. 5 minutes later another boy walks in. "Where have you been?" I demanded. "I've been up Mary ...
... handprint on his face. The blonde thinks: "Oh, the Hun must have made a move for me, but fondled that fat woman by mistake and she slapped him." The fat woman thinks: "Hmm, that Hun tried to put the moves on that blonde and got slapped. Good for her." The Hun thinks: "Hey, ...
"I got cut up by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I recognised him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" £5" said the driver. "And how much ...
Hmm I know Matt (Darkness) since heuu idk long time i think and i just to tell you if i had to remember how many times i said Gay to him will take me many years !!! 1st Thing when you are messing about like doing stupid joke accept that other do it to ya as well ( he kick, Ban me for laught ...
... really apreciate of other players so they keep quiet. But i know you enough to say you wont judge someone until you at list try to have chat with him/her ! Just to say I personaly don't chat to some players cause i know they really don't care about it or do not apreciate me (that doesn't bother ...
... value...ok so what you mean ? m_yaw is set by default 0.022 so for exemple you are aiming at someone that is moving and you feel pain follow him with crossair like more he go on side less you can follow him and your crossair is way back , that mean you need to higer your m_yaw (and no its ...
... I was playing quietly on the map when the battery after the killing Ak$a I started getting grenades at my feet. It was a command !Lol used by him. I reacted to it with laughter to time. This is repeated five or more time. At last I said that he is a child. After this he began to give me diosrient. ...
... me If I thought that I was feeling myself as the best wolfenstein player. I don't know from where did that come from - maybe because of me killing him a couple of times. Grow it up, for god's sake. The second time - by etc-black, etc-white or whatever color his name is. Not really sure why, again. ...
... changed since then. I'm guessing it's still the city of cheese, wine, baguettes and naked women(he used to draw naked women who would pose for him lol). Also, I might have some illegitimate brothers and sisters in France, too. :w: :w: Holy fk dude.no I didn't read it but welcome to the server ...
... I understand very well, if someone doesnt like it, but is this a reason to insult someone? Especially, if you are an admin? Well, I didnt insult him back, because he is an admin and he can easily kick/ban me, so I don't care about trolls in general, I'm just interested in playing. "Internet ...
ETc|*m4g!cK* wrote:BabaYega I gonna give an f1 seems to be a good player.i'd like to see him n b4 some of the many apps we have.f1...…..oh yeah did i say f1? ok f1.
... in main chat some thing about mute . (that was quieten about, why others insulting and swearing) After that he mute me again and ask that i spam him . After i was unmuted i just ask what website of ETc clan in pm to him . I wanted website for read rules of server . But after i ask for website ...
... quite sure u cant even proove it. I might be a whiner but Legend is a good guy, a good player and he never cries. So im asking u friendly to unban him or atleast discuss this problem. Greetz, ballz ..
... stay the same with us...I am cool in my mind ...my heart told me what to do and i took the right decision coz i want to be happy and staying with him it is no more the case...so i go in my new flat on sunday and i dont know when i will have internet back but i know you will be all there for me ...
