by Tigu » 09 May 2009, 20:58
When I was just born, was Doctor of waiting and told my dad, we took, all of which can be, but they press through the end
As though I was a childhood! If I only go and I learned my first step I made, my father gave me a leg behind.
My mother did not breast-nurtured me ever, he said that he loves me just as a friend.
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were the only toaster and radio.
We were also poor. If I had not born as son , I had not been in any play.
When I was little, my father led me to the zoo. He told me that I hide, and the leopard his spots to play.
When I was little, I is not never been to Disneylandis. My father told me that Miki-mouse died during the canser experiment.
While I was in the family! When we played hide and seek, the mother was found to Pittsburgist.
When I was a child and the father of the kidnapped for ransom demand of one of my fingers, yuppie shown, the father said, that he wants more evidence.
Halloween at the time of the parents send their children, who look like me.
If my father wanted to have sex, my mother showed me her photograph.
And the military, the same as anywhere else. They gave me the uniformed, which glows in darkness.
One girl called me and said: & amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; quot; Come out! Is not nobody home! & Amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; amp; quot; I went through. Was no one at home.
I went to his doctor for. He said that I should drink more of its monitor. Now I am a mirror in front of the line.
Blind date does not fit anywhere. I was once a blind dating. They told me that the girl has some aspects of early America. Yeah, it looked like bison.
Doctors say that the sex you lose 150 calories. I sex arrangements. I even lost over 150 calories, and watch your wallet.
That girl was ugly. When he went to the room, chairs and jumped mice. I mean, ugly! I do it dog show way. His won!
If you marry, you will learn more about a lot of things to. I learned that the man's wardrobe is never flat. It highlights six simple screw and guidelines. Even a child could put it together. I went searching through the whole of the surrounding children. I was not able to put it together.
I will tell you, my wife, it is a serious vegetarian. When I met him, he ate grass lawn in front of the house.
My wife is always something to say. One night I fight dog. My wife said the dog was right. And he said it in front of the dog. Now my dog is no longer in any respect. My wife puts the ball and the dog waiting for me to bring it back.
My wife is a bad cook. After the meal, I do not wash your teeth, I read them over. If you leave the kitchen dootpicks, cockroaches hang end up.
My wife does not have any respect for me. I told him that when I die, I want to get me burned down. My wife is planning to barbacue party.
I discovered a new method of birth control. My wife takes off his make-up.
I will tell you that there is no respect for me. I was drown. scream: Mayday, Mayday!. Lifeguard went along and said, Ok. Brother, to go to, let go!
I will tell you that life is difficult. For years I have had constant ringing ears. We have gone worse. It gives a busy tone.
My dog does not respect me. He constantly scratch the front door. He does not want to go out. He wants me to go out.
My dog has found that we like, therefore, it killed itself.
I looked at their pedigrees, two dogs using it.
When I married, my wife says that I am one of millions. It subsequently emerged that it is true.
Sex life What the hell? It is like a rope drowing Basin.
I had a problem - thus tried group sex . Now I have another problem - I do not know who to thank.
I bought a new 100 the way the book love ;. I finished entirely of links. It was wrong print.
I went massaz salong. There was self servis!
I was tired one night and went to the bar. Barman asked, What are you?; Answered, some noble, or he showed me a picture of my naked wife. I went to another bar, and saw a woman dancing on a table naked, and do not put me in, because I was not the suit.
One night I stopped a taxi and told him to somewhere where there is an "action" in progress. He brought me home!
During sex my wife always wants me to talk about. He once played for me from a hotel.
My back has been a breakdown in the marriage ran. My wife has just left behind lover.
I watched the cars. Found the back of one of my wife's dress.
i happend step in the procedure, when my wife was in bed with the butchers. The first thing my wife said was, Do not you tell milk man !
A second time, late in the evening my wife came to me the exterior nightshirts. The problem was that he came home, not me.
What I do have a child! I speak to him of butterflies and birds, its me and my wife milkman.
My wife crashed car exams out. He did not use the car front seat.
I remember the first time I voted, it was beaten out with me. I used the wrong finger.
I was in my dog's been the sole, which beg Alka Seltzerit.
My friend took the instrument to a bad mouth breth. Now, blowing it onion rings smoking.
Once I got hit by one car. If I end up asked for an outsider, that if I quit car plate mind. I replied: No! But the laughter, although I would always be