Re: A little History
Posted: 27 Aug 2009, 14:55dick.
( new chapter now ? :p )
( new chapter now ? :p )
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A little History
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Posted: 27 Aug 2009, 14:55Re: A little History
Posted: 27 Aug 2009, 15:01SerDrake
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Posted: 27 Aug 2009, 15:02wait napstar...we get a new chapter now
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Posted: 27 Aug 2009, 17:09ETc|^SerDrake wrote:wait napstar...we get a new chapter now
How right you are:
I present the first three Chapters:
Chapter One
Onceupon a time…
…there was a little gay lord (who) was dirty and horny. He is always licking Deviljins pussy, (that) smells like fish. Then, yesterday he sucked in a bed his mouth is red and (the) biggest.
Now everybody knows true about him: He loves the ETc athmosphere but not ETc men.
Every(body) hates he (him?) because has no dick in ass but he likes (to) have balls hanging around faces because of.
Who likes (to) kill people for getting rich? I never would be a poor guy ever!! So fuck the millenium!!!! Let`s go to the PUB!!! In my anthropomorphised elephants poop-hole way are cool and big pig.
„Thank Deviljin for fucking them in (their) assholes dude…STOP!“, thought it and threw 1000 horses against the police, which your forefathers.
If this will make a boob, then I kick Maggie Thatcher’s ass! But he can`t eat banana but eat a banana!? While he cant`t walk further with her.
Chapter Two
After drinking he banns, but rose shouts: „HIM a river! Goza hates woman with small cashflow. And besides cake smells awful without a hemorrhoid fluid.
Dusty is my grandmothers vagina. Moist weather never makes sense, only bother about your next girlfriend, who seems be horny. You gonna leave her NOW! It is best for you.
I have pooped myself? Bloodsplatter and mayhem, so you get killed by BaRbWiRe`s knife. Barbwire didn`T get intelligence. Anyway my cat think that was clever for sure.
Kacking in the hole stinks.
Chapter three: The pink tank
The pink tank from north is always pink because girls love (to) have own armour. Candy is not always pink. Sometimes it makes you go right now to the sexshop,,where was horny and my hot. Many crapholes are brownish. That can`t even taste good. It gonna be our nightmare. Somedays you too know very much about peepshow. Pornography only costs. However literature is most stupid without books. If someone say: „There, eat!“, then we poo.
Afee wears a toilet-seat on his neck. It don´t help you!
Some Etc|-Members gonna fly with their birds over the server. After naughty thoughts ETc|Dipl Ing dEI mUDDER f*c*ed up his own head and lick butt?
The day after defeating his mother-in-law, was very interesting: he went to pub,,where beer flowed. After intoxicating she messing around his dirty penis. By AfeeRoumee stood on his head after goomba made by the Incredible Hulk.
Now everyone lol because someone get a kick in the balls.
Fortunately Footsoldier found chewing gum in his hand and made huge holes in DevilJin´s new towel.
Anyway Dipl didn´t know about Afee´s big hopes for championship, so he dead.
After death always comes a big ghost flying up from your house and your finger where you pwned Jay.
Jay crying alot. Somehow the situation was unconfortable, when Jay forgot to masturbate. After party Jay took his wonderful penis and got stuck between two pillows -sized 10cm.
After crazy handjob, unknown duration, occured something new. It never end. Multiple lol was awesome! Tomorrow will buy a new dick.
I love it 
Re: A little History
Posted: 27 Aug 2009, 17:10So then (I quote Napstar)
Chapter four: SerDrake
SerDrake
Chapter four: SerDrake
SerDrake
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