by donmichelangelo » 07 Jun 2009, 00:53
3 Dwarfs sitting in the evening settled in around a fire.
One of the dwarfs is looking devotional on his hands and says: I have such small hands, like nobody has else them.
This i gonna set at the Guinness World Records. The second dwarf looks on his feets and says: I have such tiny feets, like nobody else. I'll gonna set that too. Caused by that the third darf mentioned: And i have such a small peeenies, that has nobody else on this world. I gonna set that too.
On the next day all three went out to set their records.
The first goes in the office and comes back after 3 minutes: alright, i have the record!
Now is the second dwarf going in, he comes also out after 3 minutess and is telling the others fulfilled with pride: Haha, i have also the record!
Finally the third dwarf goes in and comes infidel looking and shaking the head out and says: Who the fuck is george w bush?