by ETc|Dipl Ing dEI mUDDER » 13 Nov 2009, 16:57
Chapter One
Onceupon a time…
…there was a little gay lord (who) was dirty and horny. He is always licking Deviljins pussy, (that) smells like fish. Then, yesterday he sucked in a bed his mouth is red and (the) biggest.
Now everybody knows true about him: He loves the ETc athmosphere but not ETc men.
Every(body) hates he (him?) because has no dick in ass but he likes (to) have balls hanging around faces because of.
Who likes (to) kill people for getting rich? I never would be a poor guy ever!! So fuck the millenium!!!! Let`s go to the PUB!!! In my anthropomorphised elephants poop-hole way are cool and big pig.
„Thank Deviljin for fucking them in (their) assholes dude…STOP!“, thought it and threw 1000 horses against the police, which your forefathers.
If this will make a boob, then I kick Maggie Thatcher’s ass! But he can`t eat banana but eat a banana!? While he cant`t walk further with her.
Chapter Two
After drinking he banns, but rose shouts: „HIM a river! Goza hates woman with small cashflow. And besides cake smells awful without a hemorrhoid fluid.
Dusty is my grandmothers vagina. Moist weather never makes sense, only bother about your next girlfriend, who seems be horny. You gonna leave her NOW! It is best for you.
I have pooped myself? Bloodsplatter and mayhem, so you get killed by BaRbWiRe`s knife. Barbwire didn`T get intelligence. Anyway my cat think that was clever for sure.
Kacking in the hole stinks.
Chapter three: The pink tank
The pink tank from north is always pink because girls love (to) have own armour. Candy is not always pink. Sometimes it makes you go right now to the sexshop,,where was horny and my hot. Many crapholes are brownish. That can`t even taste good. It gonna be our nightmare. Somedays you too know very much about peepshow. Pornography only costs. However literature is most stupid without books. If someone say: „There, eat!“, then we poo.
Afee wears a toilet-seat on his neck. It don´t help you!
Some Etc|-Members gonna fly with their birds over the server. After naughty thoughts ETc|Dipl Ing dEI mUDDER f*c*ed up his own head and lick butt?
The day after defeating his mother-in-law, was very interesting: he went to pub,,where beer flowed. After intoxicating she messing around his dirty penis. By AfeeRoumee stood on his head after goomba made by the Incredible Hulk.
Now everyone lol because someone get a kick in the balls.
Fortunately Footsoldier found chewing gum in his hand and made huge holes in DevilJin´s new towel.
Anyway Dipl didn´t know about Afee´s big hopes for championship, so he dead.
After death always comes a big ghost flying up from your house and your finger where you pwned Jay.
Jay crying alot. Somehow the situation was unconfortable, when Jay forgot to masturbate. After party Jay took his wonderful penis and got stuck between two pillows -sized 10cm.
After crazy handjob, unknown duration, occured something new. It never end. Multiple lol was awesome! Tomorrow will buy a new dick.
I love it
Chapter four: SerDrake
SerDrake is kind. He likes own noobs. Fallus is not a toy! For SerDrake nothing matter. Stuff are like our great girls, balloons are sexy. Without blowjobs world would suck. "Thanks a big gun Diiipl's on guard for gorgeous kills". Guns are sweet things, because of easiness and smooth explosions. Once you got caught, it is difficult for DevilJin. He catches farts everywhere, except in the face. Someday a squirrel will kill poor Afee with big balls. This gonna be again a festive story because of many useless phrases. Usually orgies brings happiness, sometimes sadness, surrounding SerDrake's while thiswild story startto disturb my tired head. Sickly now winnie-the-poo wants a sexy vagina for cruelty pig sex!? Even some small sperms fall out off Ben's penis. Right into Dipl's enemys eyes, where sometimes pain fill their heads. Privacy must be your least worry in the clan ETc. On the bright street light is a indispensable heap of poo. Everybody want only sex with awesome aliens. Apart of that, Afee trying to avoid to incoming news about his ex, was new in conspiracy, when everyone started playing innocent. After all mastrubing NapStar never jerked too far from butts. The top players jerk very far. Why can't you jerk way offshore? Adrian couldn't cause of his weird face. Gaynes is loving other people like my friends. Oh damn, Dipl is right in the black hole. He trys 'neverending songs and always make finger moves when horny. Confused animals run away from zoo to pub, to france. Drinking a whiskey from old scottish Bullpiss. Education make us vulnerable , but lack of education sucks. Day by day children know how to steal candies while farting. That politicians like Schwarzenegger don't fit into government. Birds in Afee's signature are annoying (joke).
Chapter five: Grey balls?
Matt Damon is weird, but he never eats fried penis! Grey balls looks booberesque with milk on the foreskin. Rectangular head is exceptional in helmet, spam helps against rectangular helmets?
Nonsense has deeper sense thancreamy pie. What the cream have is something rancid inside the stinking cheesy clitoris of young bitches.
Thats ugly and in fact a undesirable thought. However nobody refuse potatoes. Only eagles fly high over melting glacier while „GESCHMACK“ aliens. Rolling Stones fly high without smoking oregano. Bullshit can damage flying words as the unstoppable frog. This was unusual: sex!
Naughty vaginas smell tempting of potatoes.
F*ck this irresponsible fellow! He farted in my direction! Hempfuzzy inhale every particle of life-giving faeces.
Pupulation shrank drastically because lot of my suitcases transform into murderous cangaroos with tentacles.
Igor Iltenovic certainly loves these poo-flies mammals because he restlessly standing on the beautiful butt-hair of president arse jahrewangerPer with blind noodles.
Explosives eggs all around doing big bang stuff. Ruffest motherfuckers enlarge nipples of cows which glow in the dark. Somehow Afee roumee laughs on big pubes of his nymphomatic Betty. Suddenly from north-east naked hawks attacks aircraft-carriers with no chance for results of efficiency. Anonymous turtles crap smell like Hulks feet. Sometimes but seldom, lost or fallen into darkness, faster and slowly out of the ETc|clan. Sadly hundreds Pygmies surrendered run across pink towels.
Friends will always eat themselves. WTF just call Jay. He won`t tolerate any blowjobs.
Instead he loves playing with his foreskin. Besides bawdy like brooklyn because of ist dirty genitals. What the hell ist that!? Never change your boxer-shorts during formula-1.
This causes a fatal error. Reply on spam is useless unless harmfull to nerve.
Everyone spams.
The whole world likes the GESCHMACK!!!
Unforeseable destruction is open for Bernd’s beard. Soap-operas sometimes feature tremendous boobylicious, sometimes even exorbitant portentous.
In the clan someone or something really start a business of the unusual forum about bans of nice girls.
Potatoes chips taste like rotten eggs.
The saga continues…
Time for new one.)
